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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2947 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Proserpina and the other hens sure are enjoying not having snow on the ground
Proserpina and her feathered friends are in high spirits as the snow melts away, revealing a world of adventure just waiting to be explored! With the white blanket disappearing, the hens are champing at the bit to stretch their wings and embrace the sunshine. It’s a cluck-tastic time for our poultry pals, who are ready to frolic and forage in the thawed ground. Join us as we celebrate this egg-citing transition from winter hibernation to springtime shenanigans with these delightful birds!
First hatch 🥰
🥰 Exciting news from our little corner of the chicken world! Since last fall, our feathered friends have been laying like crazy, inspiring us to incubate some eggs. Out of eight, we successfully hatched six adorable chickies, and we couldn’t be more thrilled! Check out our handsome rooster with his lovely ladies and their precious babies. We’ve got a delightful mix of colors—two all yellow, one with cute chipmunk stripes, two greyish, and one fabulously multi-colored! They’re growing strong and healthy, just like their parents!
First egg!! 🥚
Guess what, folks? I just got my very first egg from my newest feathered friend, and let me tell you, it’s a comical little thing! 🥚 I had high hopes for this big breed, but this tiny egg is more like a quail's than a chicken’s! 😂 No worries, though—it's her first try, and I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt. I’ve been itching to crack open something special since Christmas, and this little gem definitely gets the seal of approval.
Update: half-blind chick matured to cockerel
Exciting news from the coop! Our beloved half-blind chick has officially matured into a charming cockerel at 13 weeks old. This feathered friend has come a long way, displaying a delightful mix of personality and quirks that make every day egg-citing. As he navigates the world with his unique perspective, we can’t help but admire his resilience and spirit. Join us in celebrating this milestone and share your thoughts on this cluck-tastic journey! Check out the full story and join the conversation. [link] [comments]
About 2 months old
Meet our feathered friend, just about two months old and full of cluck-tastic energy! This little one is navigating the world of chicken antics with a mix of curiosity and charm. Whether they're practicing their best chicken dance or attempting to outsmart their human companions, there's never a dull moment. Join in the fun and share the joy of watching this young chick grow into a confident member of the flock.
I found some pictures of baby/teenager TJ that I thought everyone might enjoy. This was around the time she was starting to go blind in
Get ready for a delightful stroll down memory lane as we share some adorable pictures of baby and teenage TJ! These snapshots capture her charm during a time when she was beginning to lose her sight, showcasing her resilience and spirit. It's a heartwarming glimpse into her journey, reminding us all of the beauty in vulnerability and growth. Join us in celebrating the joy and challenges of TJ’s early days—your heart is sure to cluck with delight!
The queen is asserting dominance
In a world where chickens rule the roost, one feathered friend is determined to assert her dominance. Join us as we dive into the amusing antics of a chicken queen who knows how to strut her stuff and keep her flock in line. This delightful tale, submitted by u/Mothmans_, showcases the quirky dynamics of chicken hierarchy, blending humor with the relatable challenges of poultry parenting. Get ready for a cluck-tastic exploration of chicken royalty that will leave you both chuckling and nodding in understanding!
Is this chick massive
Meet the towering chick that’s causing quite the cluck among its peers! At just two weeks old, this little giant stands head and shoulders above the rest of the flock. While the Silkies and Goldens of the same age are certainly adorable, this chick's impressive stature is raising eyebrows and sparking curiosity. Is it just a quirky growth spurt, or is there something more to this feathered phenomenon? Join the conversation and share your thoughts on this egg-citing little powerhouse!
Part 3: How To Store Your Chickens’ Freshly Laid Eggs? #Chickens #BackyardChickens #FYP #Highlights
Welcome to Part 3 of our egg-citing series on chicken care! Today, we’ll crack open the best practices for storing your feathered friends’ freshly laid eggs. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken whisperer or just starting your backyard flock, knowing how to preserve those cluck-tastic treasures is essential. From the perfect temperature to optimal storage techniques, we’ve got the scoop to keep your eggs fresh and fabulous. Let’s dive in and make sure your egg-cellent bounty doesn’t go to waste!
First day out since the cold snaps begun 2 months ago. 10 bags of mulch. Happy chickens! Don’t pay attention to the toddler yard. Haha. Need to do spring cleanup.
After two long months of chilly weather, the sun finally graced us with its presence, making it the perfect day for some outdoor adventures! With ten bags of mulch ready to transform the garden, my feathered friends are absolutely clucking with joy—nothing like a little sunshine to lift their spirits! Just a heads-up: the toddler yard is in a bit of a chaotic state, but hey, it’s all part of the spring cleanup fun! Join me as we embrace this egg-citing season of renewal!
A chicken I made!
Meet the cluck-tastic creation of u/bookwormbells—a chicken masterpiece that’s sure to ruffle some feathers! This delightful entry showcases the whimsical charm of our feathered friends, blending creativity with a dash of humor. Whether you've got a soft spot for chickens or a hint of apprehension about their antics, this submission captures the playful spirit of poultry love. Dive into the delightful world of chicken artistry and join the conversation that bridges fear with fun. Don’t miss out on this egg-citing share!
Digging for worms
Ready to embark on a cluck-tastic adventure? Today, we’re digging for worms—those wriggly treasures that can turn your feathered friends into happy little hunters! Submitted by the ever-curious /u/WillagerEGG, this exploration promises to blend a bit of humor with some egg-citing insights into why worms are not just a backyard delight but also a crucial part of your chicken’s diet. So grab your gardening gloves and prepare for a playful romp into the world of worms, where fowl play is always on the menu!
I found two roosters and a hen near Publix
While on a routine trip to Publix, one lucky observer stumbled upon an unexpected cluck-tastic surprise: two roosters and a hen! This delightful discovery not only showcases the whimsical nature of our feathered friends but also highlights the quirky adventures that can unfold in everyday life. Join the conversation as we explore the amusing antics of these wayward birds and share our collective love-hate relationship with chickens. It’s a story that promises laughter, relatability, and perhaps a little bit of fowl play!
Pippin!
Meet Pippin! This delightful chicken is more than just a feathered friend; she’s a bundle of quirky charm and personality. With her cluck-tastic antics and egg-citing adventures, Pippin captures the hearts of chicken enthusiasts and casual observers alike. Whether she’s strutting her stuff in the yard or engaging in a little fowl play, there's never a dull moment with her around. Join the fun and discover why Pippin is the star of her own show in the world of backyard poultry!
My Baby ❤️
Meet my feathered friend, the Malay Game breed! After a long day of work, there's nothing quite like cuddling up with these quirky beauties. Their playful nature and unique personalities make them a delightful addition to any chicken lover's flock. If you've ever wondered about this particular breed, you're in for a treat! Join me in exploring the joys and challenges of raising these charming birds. Trust me, once you get to know them, you'll be cluck-ing with joy! ❤️
Invasive Species!
In the Cayman Islands, those adorable wild chickens might just cluck their way into trouble! While many visitors find them charming, feeding these feathered friends can lead to some serious consequences—like a hefty fine of up to $500,000 or even four years in prison! Yes, you read that right! To top it off, there's a culling system in place, and they even pay for each chicken rounded up. So, while you admire their cuteness, remember to keep your snacks to yourself!
What to do for a chickens birthday?
Celebrating your hen's birthday is a cluck-tastic idea! After a year of feathered friendship, it’s time to show your girls some love. You can whip up a special treat to make their day egg-citing! While regular carrot cake might be tempting, it’s best to opt for a chicken-friendly version without frosting. Think of mashed carrots or a veggie medley instead! Join us as we explore fun ways to celebrate your hens’ big day and keep those feathers fluffed with joy!
A chicken I made!
Introducing the delightful creation from our community, "A Chicken I Made!" submitted by the imaginative /u/bookwormbells. This charming piece showcases the playful spirit of our feathered friends and invites you to join in the fun. Whether it's a whimsical craft, a quirky recipe, or a heartfelt story about chickens, this submission promises to tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. Dive into the comments to share your thoughts and connect with fellow chicken enthusiasts who understand the joy—and occasional chaos—of chicken companionship!
Part 2: How To Store Your Chickens’ Freshly Laid Eggs? #Chickens #BackyardChickens #FYP #Highlights
Welcome to Part 2 of our cluck-tastic guide on storing your chickens’ freshly laid eggs! Whether you’re a seasoned poultry parent or just starting your backyard chicken adventure, knowing how to properly store those egg-citing treasures is essential. We’ll explore the best practices to keep your eggs fresh and safe, while also sharing a few humorous tips along the way. So, let’s dive into the world of egg storage—because nothing should ruffle your feathers when it comes to enjoying those fabulous farm-fresh eggs!
Healthy Brownie Protein Bites (No Bake)
Get ready to indulge in a guilt-free treat with our Healthy Brownie Protein Bites! These no-bake, protein-packed goodies are crafted with clean and non-inflammatory ingredients, making them the perfect snack for any time of day. Whether you’re looking for a quick breakfast boost or a delicious snack on the go, these brownie bites offer a delightful combination of taste and nutrition. Say goodbye to boring snacks and hello to a cluck-tastic way to fuel your day! Dive into the recipe now on Chicken Scratch Diaries!
Hen is crowing?
Meet Houdini, the silkie hen with a crowing surprise! Recently adopted after her previous owners "couldn't catch" her, Houdini spent her early days in quiet company with just two hens. However, after welcoming three new girls into the flock, she suddenly transformed—puffing up and crowing like a little feathered diva! Is she claiming her place at the top of the pecking order, or is something else afoot? Join us as we unravel the mystery of this unexpected hen behavior!
Can someone tell me if this is a rooster.
Is this a rooster? It’s a question that many chicken enthusiasts, both seasoned and novice, ponder when encountering their feathered friends. Subtle differences in appearance and behavior can leave us scratching our heads—after all, identifying a rooster is no cluck walk in the park! In this post, let’s dive into the delightful quirks of rooster identification. Join the conversation and share your insights, fears, or even your own hilarious encounters with these charming, yet sometimes perplexing, poultry pals!
Chicken help, again unfortunately
Hello, fellow chicken enthusiasts! It seems our feathered friend is in quite a pickle, and it’s never easy when our beloved chickens face health struggles. You've already tried two rounds of medicine, and the frustration of not finding a vet who treats chickens is completely understandable. As her swelling makes eating difficult, it’s natural to feel helpless and worried. Let’s rally together as a community to find some egg-citing solutions and support for your beloved companion. Remember, you’re not alone in this cluck-tastic journey!
The Lady!!
Introducing "The Lady!!" submitted by u/Mothmans_, a delightful dive into the whimsical world of chickens that will leave you both chuckling and clucking in agreement. This piece captures the enchanting yet chaotic essence of poultry life, blending humor with relatable anecdotes that resonate with chicken lovers and the chicken-curious alike. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just someone who finds chickens amusingly intimidating, “The Lady!!” invites you to embrace the delightful madness of our feathered friends. Don’t miss the fun—check it out!