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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2945 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Had tree stump removed and these ladies decided to make a bath out of the leftovers
When life gives you tree stumps, why not turn them into a cluck-tastic spa day? That’s exactly what these feathered friends decided to do after a recent tree stump removal. Instead of simply scratching around the yard, these ladies embraced their inner chicken divas and transformed the remnants into a delightful bath! It’s a hilarious reminder that chickens have a flair for the fabulous, even in the most unexpected situations. Join us in celebrating this quirky moment as we dive into the delightful antics of our fowl friends. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just chicken-curious, you’ll find joy and laughter in the playful spirit of these resourceful ladies. Check out the full story and share in the fun!
Bakers Dozen
Welcome to the delightful world of "Bakers Dozen," where we serve up a cluck-tastic blend of humor and heart! Submitted by the ever-creative u/golddigger60, this piece invites you into a whimsical exploration of our feathered friends and the unique joys and challenges they bring. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just someone who finds joy (or a hint of fear) in chickens, you’ll find relatable anecdotes and egg-citing insights that resonate with all chicken enthusiasts. Join us as we dive into playful stories, silly mishaps, and the quirky love-hate relationship many have with these fowl companions. Prepare for laughter, vulnerability, and a community that celebrates every cluck along the way!
Egg help
Hey there, chicken enthusiasts! It sounds like you’re in a bit of an egg-sploration with your feathered friends. With six chickens from three fabulous breeds—New Hampshire, Bielefelder, and Australorp—you’re already on your way to a cluck-tastic egg collection! Getting 4 to 5 eggs daily is egg-citing news, but those white spots on one of your eggs are raising some questions. It’s understandable to wonder what’s going on in that egg-cellent world of yours. Could it be a breed-specific quirk, or perhaps something else? Let’s dive into this puzzling egg phenomenon together! Join the conversation and share your thoughts or experiences on this quirky egg mystery. Your input could help crack the case! [link] [comments].
Let's gooo
Get ready to cluck with excitement! We’re diving into the wonderful world of chickens, featuring the delightful dwarf Cochin, the charming Australorp, and a unique hybrid that sports a fluffy head and a robust build. These feathered friends are not just adorable; they bring a splash of personality and fun to any backyard flock. The dwarf Cochin is known for its sweet nature and compact size, making it a favorite among chicken enthusiasts. Meanwhile, the Australorp stands out for its hardiness and egg-laying prowess. And don’t forget about that hybrid with a twist! With a fun turn in the middle, this chicken combines the best traits of its parents.
The Boys protecting their flock
In the delightful chaos of chicken keeping, the bond between our feathered friends and their guardians can be both amusing and heartwarming. Enter the boys—our devoted protectors of the flock—who take their roles seriously while navigating the whims of their clucky companions. In this cluck-tastic tale submitted by u/TheDeviledEggvocate, we explore the humorous antics and heartfelt moments that come with ensuring the safety and happiness of the chickens. From thwarting potential fowl play to embracing the light-hearted challenges of flock management, this story captures the essence of what it means to be a chicken caretaker. Join us as we celebrate the quirky yet endearing relationship between the boys and their beloved flock in a way that will leave you chuckling and nodding in recognition.
Chick Photoshoot
Get ready to cluck with delight as we dive into the whimsical world of chicken photography! Submitted by the ever-creative /u/HannahMarie04, this chick photoshoot captures our feathered friends in all their glory. From playful pecks to sassy struts, these chickens know how to work the camera, proving that they’re not just egg-cellent companions but also fabulous models! Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or someone who’s chickening out at the thought of these fowl beauties, this photoshoot promises to tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. So grab your favorite snack, sit back, and prepare to be charmed by the delightful antics of these cluck-tastic stars. Don’t forget to check out the comments for some clucking good conversations!
Trying to blend in
In a world where clucking chaos reigns supreme, blending in can feel like an impossible feat—especially when your feathered friends are involved! Submitted by u/D1sguise, this delightful exploration dives into the whimsical challenges of trying to fit in among chickens. Whether you're navigating the quirks of chicken behavior or attempting to understand their pecking order, the journey is sure to be egg-citing and filled with laughter. With a blend of humor and relatable anecdotes, this piece resonates with both seasoned chicken keepers and those who might just be chickening out. So, gather ‘round as we uncover the hilarity and heart that comes from trying to mesh with our lovable, yet sometimes bewildering, feathered companions!
Slipped tendon?
Oh no, it sounds like your lavender Orpington is having a tough time! Slipped tendons can be quite the puzzle for chicken owners, often resulting in limping or an inability to walk properly. It's great that you’ve separated her from the rest of the flock, as this can prevent further trampling and give her the chance to recover in a calm environment. Puffing up her feathers could indicate she’s feeling a bit under the weather. While she’s still eating and drinking, that’s a good sign! It's crucial to monitor her closely and consider contacting a vet who specializes in poultry for advice on treatment options. In the meantime, gentle support and a cozy space can go a long way in helping her feel more comfortable.
This normal? (Not dead, just sleeping)
Ever wondered if your feathered friends are just taking a little snooze or if something’s amiss? In the whimsical world of chickens, it can sometimes be hard to tell the difference between a restful clucker and a potential fowl dilemma. Submitted by u/Trick_Engineering_45, “This normal? (Not dead, just sleeping)” invites you to dive into the delightful yet perplexing habits of our beloved birds. With a dash of humor and a sprinkle of empathy, this post aims to reassure fellow chicken enthusiasts that sometimes, our feathery pals just need a moment to recharge. So, grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and let’s explore the quirky behaviors of chickens that keep us all guessing and giggling.
My chicken
Meet Glittering_Put_2458's chicken, a true cluck-tastic companion that brings a delightful mix of joy and chaos to their life! This feathered friend embodies the whimsical charm of chicken ownership, showcasing both the hilarious antics and the occasional challenges that come with it. Whether it's a daring escape from the coop or a surprise egg-laying adventure, every moment spent with this charming bird is an egg-citing tale waiting to be shared. Join in the fun as we dive into the captivating world of chickens, where laughter and love intertwine. So, grab your favorite snack and get ready to explore the delightful escapades of Glittering_Put_2458's fowl friend! Don’t forget to check out the comments for more feathery tales and community support!
Just wanted to share this handsome gentleman.
Meet my charming little gentleman of a rooster! I’ve come across some pretty spine-chilling tales about aggressive roosters, and I can’t help but feel a wave of gratitude for my sweet little roo. He’s a delightful mix of Millie Fleur D'Uccle and White Cochin, and let me tell you, he’s a feathered gem! Not only is he a total sweetheart, but he’s also a dedicated gentleman who looks after his hens, helping them nest and forage without a hint of aggression. It’s a joy to watch him interact with his flock, bringing peace and harmony to our little chicken family. So, how’s your roo faring? Let’s share our chicken tales and celebrate these quirky, lovable creatures!
They found the seed...
In a delightful twist of fate, a group of curious chicken enthusiasts stumbled upon a seed that could change their feathered friends’ lives forever. Submitted by the ever-enthusiastic u/Germmie1, this story unfolds the serendipitous journey of discovery, showcasing the whimsical yet relatable adventures that come with raising chickens. As we delve into this cluck-tastic tale, readers will be charmed by the unexpected turns and humorous mishaps that accompany the quest for the perfect seed. With a blend of knowledge and playful anecdotes, this submission invites you to explore the joys and challenges of chicken keeping, proving that even the most peculiar moments can lead to egg-citing outcomes. Join us as we celebrate the enchanting bond between chicken lovers and their feathered companions.
The dexterity of the urban rooster
Meet the urban rooster who’s taken the parkour scene by storm! With a flair for the dramatic, this big boy made a jaw-dropping leap into a tree, landing safely amidst the branches while gobbling happily with his charming ladies. He’s not just any feathered friend; he’s a handsome daredevil showcasing his impressive dexterity in the heart of the city. Whether he’s strutting his stuff or expertly navigating the urban jungle, this rooster proves that life is more exciting when you embrace your inner chicken acrobat. So, hold onto your hats, folks! This smooth parkour master is here to remind us all that adventure awaits just a hop, skip, and a jump away. Join the fun and celebrate this cluck-tastic athlete!
Silkie.. 6 weeks old.. hen or rooster?
Wondering whether your adorable six-week-old Silkie is a hen or a rooster? You’re not alone! At this age, it can be a cluck-tastic guessing game for many chicken enthusiasts. Silkies are known for their fluffy feathers and charming personalities, but determining their gender can be a bit of a feathered mystery. While some subtle differences may emerge, such as comb size and feathering, many traits don’t fully develop until they’re older. So, don’t fret if you’re unsure right now—these delightful creatures often keep us on our toes! Keep an eye on their behavior and physical changes over the next few weeks, and you’ll be clucking with confidence in no time. Join the conversation and share your Silkie journey!
These girls feathered to start going outside for acclimation with the 5 adults?
As spring tiptoes into Michigan, our feathered friends are ready to venture outside, but the chilly temps have me feeling a bit clucky! With today’s high only reaching 30 degrees and my cozy home sitting at a balmy 60, I can’t help but worry about shocking these girls with the brisk air. They're all fully feathered and eager to join their five adult companions, but I'm caught in that classic dilemma—should I let them embrace the outdoors or keep them snug inside a bit longer? I was hoping for those delightful upper 40s or low 50s to make their debut, but as any Michigander knows, spring can be more fickle than a chicken on a hot day. What’s a nervous chicken keeper to do?
Loaf
Meet Loaf, the charming chicken that has captured the hearts of many, including our feathered friends enthusiast, u/Ok_Onion2727! With a personality as fluffy as her feathers, Loaf embodies the quirky and delightful spirit of chicken ownership. She struts around with a flair that’s both egg-citing and slightly mischievous, reminding us that life with chickens is never dull. Whether she's performing her signature cluck or getting into a bit of fowl play, Loaf is a testament to the joy and humor that comes with having a flock. Join us in celebrating Loaf’s adorable antics and the fun that comes with being a chicken parent. Don't miss the opportunity to share your own chicken tales in the comments!
🚨🐔 Backyard Crisis: Send Help (and maybe a chicken whisperer)
🚨🐔 Backyard Crisis: Send Help (and Maybe a Chicken Whisperer) 🚨 It seems I've unwittingly become the landlord for a gang of free-range chickens who have decided my backyard is their new playground—no rent paid, of course! Instead of a serene outdoor space, I’m now living in what feels like a chicken-themed apocalypse, complete with feathered bulldozers that have a talent for redecorating. Hillsborough County’s response? A cheeky “good luck!” as if this isn’t a full-blown crisis. These little rascals have dug holes, held secret meetings, and I’m pretty sure one of them locked eyes with me, possibly plotting my demise. So, fellow chicken whisperers of the internet, how do I evict these freeloading fowl? Your wisdom is urgently needed! 🐔
Don't you just hate it when your coop gets a flat?
Don't you just hate it when your coop gets a flat? It's a classic conundrum for chicken enthusiasts everywhere. Picture this: you're all set to take your feathered friends out for a little adventure, and boom—your coop is grounded! The peanut gallery, consisting of your fellow chicken lovers, offers absolutely NO help at all. Instead of lending a wing, they’re too busy clucking about their own coop catastrophes. This humorous scenario highlights the ups and downs of chicken keeping, where even the most mundane issues can turn into a comical saga. Join us as we dive into this relatable struggle, sharing laughs and solidarity along the way! After all, who better to commiserate with than those who understand the whimsical world of chickens?
Does my chocolate Orpingtons crop seem oversized to you?
Oh, the joys and jitters of being a new chicken parent! It sounds like you’re experiencing quite the rollercoaster with your chocolate Orpingtons. First off, it's completely normal to feel nervous, especially after the unexpected loss of your Easter Egger—sending virtual hugs your way! When it comes to a chicken’s crop, it should feel firm but not overly swollen. A gurgling sound can sometimes indicate that something isn’t quite right, but it doesn’t always mean the dreaded sour crop. Keep an eye on her eating and drinking habits, and watch for any changes in her energy levels. Remember, you’re not alone in this chicken-keeping adventure; many have been in your feathers and are here to help!
What is he?
Meet the enchanting mystery bird that turned out to be more than just a charming hen! Gifted to you six months ago, this feathered friend has captured your heart, but the surprise revelation of his true identity has left you curious about his breed. With his unique traits and vibrant personality, it’s clear he’s more than just another chicken in the coop. Whether he struts around with confidence or has a playful glint in his eye, understanding his breed can deepen your bond and enhance your chicken-keeping journey. Join the delightful quest to uncover his breed and learn more about what makes this captivating fella so special. Let’s dive into the world of chickens together and celebrate the quirks that make them our feathered friends!
Greetings from the Guardian of our garden!
Greetings from the Guardian of our garden! As spring unfurls its vibrant petals, our feathered friends can now roam freely during the day, filling the air with their delightful clucks and quirky antics. It’s that egg-citing time of year when grass grows lush, flowers bloom bright, and chickens embrace the great outdoors with an enthusiasm that’s simply contagious. Whether they’re scratching around for tasty bugs or strutting their stuff in the sunshine, each moment brings a mix of joy and a few humorous surprises. So, grab a cup of your favorite beverage and join us in celebrating this whimsical season where our garden becomes a playground for these delightful creatures. Let the adventures begin!
Best girl
Meet the ultimate chicken champion, as submitted by the ever-enthusiastic u/Ok_Onion2727! This delightful entry showcases the quirks and charms of our feathered friends, highlighting why they truly are the best girls around. From their hilarious antics to their surprisingly affectionate nature, chickens never fail to bring joy and laughter to our lives. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken keeper or someone who simply enjoys observing their fowl play, this submission will surely tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. Join us as we dive into the cluck-tastic world of chickens and celebrate the unique personalities that make them so endearing. Who knew these little creatures could capture our hearts and inspire such egg-citing stories? Let’s cluck about it!
Show Orbs (cochins) are laying Orbs for the new season!
Exciting news in the coop! Our Show Orbs (Cochins) have officially kicked off the laying season, and we’re positively clucking with joy! After selecting our breeding trios for the year, we were pleasantly surprised to see them hop right into action as soon as we set up the breeding boxes. I even caught a glimpse of our lovely lady, Bertha, on camera, diligently examining her work and thinking, “Wow, these orbs are really making orbs!” It’s a delightful sight that fills us with anticipation for the improvements we can make this year. Stay tuned for more cluck-tastic updates as we embark on this egg-citing journey together, celebrating our feathered friends and their incredible contributions!
Used to joke that I got Buff Orpingtons because they match my decor, but ... they really DO harmonize with the cedar/tan/natural colors.
I used to joke that I got Buff Orpingtons because they seamlessly match my decor, blending perfectly with the cedar, tan, and natural colors of my outdoor space. But the real reason I welcomed these charming feathered friends into my life is their delightful personalities. They are genuinely friendly and bring a warm, inviting energy to my backyard. Every afternoon, right before sunset, they make their grand appearance near the deck, ready for "beer o'clock." It's become a cherished ritual that adds a dash of whimsy to my day. These lovely ladies not only enhance my decor but also enrich my life with their playful antics and companionship. Who knew chickens could be such fabulous decor and delightful friends?