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First time chicken owner and I gotta say these guys are adorable
As a first-time chicken owner, I can confidently say these feathered friends are absolutely adorable! From their quirky personalities to their soft, fluffy feathers, chickens bring a unique charm to any backyard. Watching them waddle around, pecking at the ground and sharing their silly antics, is a delightful experience that never fails to brighten my day. Of course, there are moments of clucking chaos that can leave you in stitches, reminding you just how unpredictable these lovely creatures can be. Whether you're considering adding chickens to your family or simply enjoy their antics from afar, there's no denying that these little bundles of joy have a way of capturing our hearts. Join me on this egg-citing adventure into the world of chickens!
what do i do? whats wrong?
Welcome to the whimsical world of chicken parenting! It sounds like you’re navigating quite the adventure with your new feathered friends. First off, it's completely normal to feel a bit overwhelmed—chickens can be quirky and unpredictable! The bigger chicken’s lack of eggs could be due to several factors, like her adjustment to a new environment or diet changes. Diarrhea might signal a dietary issue, especially with the feed situation you mentioned. Worms are a tasty treat, but moderation is key! Keep an eye on her behavior, especially her tail position, as it can indicate her mood. Don't worry; you're not alone in this journey, and there’s a vibrant community ready to share tips and support. Let’s get clucking on some solutions!
How much my eggs cost all in - $156/dozen LOL
Ever wondered how much it really costs to keep your own chickens for egg production? Well, let me cluck you in on a little secret: it’s about $156 per dozen! Now, before you start chickening out, let me assure you this is slightly tongue-in-cheek. People often ask if raising chickens saves money, and I wanted to share my experience in a light-hearted way. Mind you, I’ve only been tracking my egg production for a week, so at this rate, it looks like I’ll break even in about five years—talk about a long game! Join me on this whimsical journey of chicken-keeping, where humor meets reality, and let’s see if those feathered friends are worth the investment!
Curious about outside!
It sounds like you’re on the brink of an exciting adventure with your feathered friends! With the coop set to be finished this weekend and temperatures hovering in the 40s and 50s, it seems like the perfect time to let your chickens stretch their wings outside. While 37°F might feel a bit chilly, your leghorns are generally pretty resilient. If they’ve been cozy in a 60°F basement, a gradual transition could help them adapt. However, if you’re worried about the cold snap, waiting a week might be wise to ensure they’re comfortable. Just think of all the cluck-tastic memories you’ll make once they’re finally outside! Whatever you decide, it’s clear that this chicken momma is ready for some outdoor fun.
Meet my chickie coven
Welcome to my chickie coven, where feathered friends reign supreme! As a first-time chicken parent and proud flock leader, I’m thrilled to introduce you to my quirky crew of six. Meet my three Dominique divas: Nancy of the Winged Eyeliner, the boss with beauty to match; Lottie Shadow Queen, our goth grrrrrl with a flair for the dramatic; and Ursula the Masked Bandit, here to steal hearts with her charm. Then we have the three Cinnamon Queens: Glam Golden Glinda, who insists on no autographs; Willow Will O’Wisp, the mysterious beauty who prefers no touching; and sweet Winnifred, kissed by an angel on her head. Join me on this cluck-tastic adventure filled with laughter, love, and a little bit of madness!
Please help - is this egg ok?
Oh, the egg-citement and anxiety of hatching day! It sounds like you’re in quite the cluck-tastrophe, and we totally get it—losing eggs can feel like a real heartbreaker, especially when your students are counting on those little miracles. A dark egg on day 26 could mean a few things, and it’s natural to feel a mix of hope and worry right now. Let’s work together to figure out if your feathered friend is just about ready to make its grand entrance or if it’s time to face the egg-citing reality of an unviable egg. Remember, you’re not alone in this journey, and we’re here to help you navigate these tricky times with your classroom’s favorite hatchlings!
Help! My chicken keeps scratching her face raw
Oh no, it sounds like your feathered friend is having a bit of a rough time! When a chicken starts scratching her face raw, it can be concerning, especially for a new chicken tender like yourself. First things first, let’s breathe easy—mites aren’t the only culprits behind such behaviors. Chickens can scratch for various reasons, including allergies, irritation, or even boredom. Observing that she blinks frequently on one side may indicate discomfort, so it’s essential to take a closer look. In this cluck-tastic journey of chicken care, you’re not alone! Let’s dive into some possible solutions to help your chicken feel better and keep her from chickening out on her playful antics. Your concern shows you're a caring chicken tender already!
This is our first time with chickens!
Welcome to our cluck-tastic adventure into the world of chickens! Meet our feathered friends—who are currently cozying up in our garage while we figure out this whole chicken-keeping thing. We might be winging it, but we’ve consulted a few chicken experts to ensure the girls have everything they need: food, clean water, and warmth. We’re also in the process of building a super-secure coop to keep those pesky predators like coyotes, foxes, and raccoons at bay. As we navigate this new chapter in coastal NC, our kids can’t help but shower the chickens with love (and kisses). Here’s hoping they don’t catch any chicken-related germs! Join us on this egg-citing journey as we learn, laugh, and cluck our way through chicken ownership!
Is this hormones or something more sinister.
Have you ever had a feathered friend go completely bonkers? One Easter Egger has returned after a mysterious absence, and she’s acting like she’s just discovered a secret stash of bath salts! Darting around, puffing up like a proud tom turkey, and screeching at everything in sight, she’s got the entire flock in a tizzy. It’s not every day you see a chicken acting neurologic, especially after disappearing for so long. With a small line of woods behind the house, there’s a chance she was off laying eggs or perhaps having an adventure of her own. Is this behavior just the antics of a super broody hen, or could there be something more sinister at play? Let’s dive into the cluck-tastic chaos!
Just wanted to show my 6 day old silkies☺️
Meet the adorable six-day-old silkies submitted by our feathered friend, /u/Live_Committee_9491! These fluffy little bundles of joy are not just a feast for the eyes; they’re a delightful blend of charm and chaos that perfectly embodies the whimsical world of chickens. Silkies are known for their unique, fluffy plumage and sweet personalities, making them the ultimate feathered companions. Whether you're a seasoned chicken keeper or a curious newcomer, watching these tiny chicks explore their surroundings is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. So, get ready for some cluck-tastic cuteness as we dive into the delightful antics of these silkies. Click the link to see more and join the conversation about these egg-citing little ones!
Party butt?
Party butt, anyone? It seems like my new silkies, shipped from Cackle Hatchery, are all experiencing the same quirky issue—pasty butt! While this condition is relatively common, it's intriguing to see it affect all of them at once. Pasty butt occurs when droppings accumulate around the vent, which can be both uncomfortable for our feathered friends and a bit alarming for us chicken enthusiasts. It’s certainly not the party trick I expected from my silky crew! If you’ve encountered this before or have tips on how to tackle it, I’d love to hear your experiences. Let’s dive into the delightful world of chicken care together and bring some cluck-tastic solutions to this situation!
Double check: are these too small?
Are you diving into the delightful world of all-black Silkies? How egg-citing! It sounds like you've got a charming mix with your Mystic Onyx hens and a Silkie roo. When it comes to the size of the eggs, it's natural to wonder if they're too small for hatching. Generally, Silkie eggs can vary in size, especially when mixed with other breeds. The comparison to a regular-sized egg from a "normal" chicken is helpful, but keep in mind that Silkies are known for their unique quirks. If your girls have just started laying consistently since March or April, it might be worth giving them a little more time. As they mature, their egg size may increase, giving your hatchling dreams a better chance to soar!
Can somebody tell me what’s wrong with this chick?
Hey, fellow chicken enthusiasts! It sounds like you’ve got a little chick in distress, and that's definitely a cluck-tastic concern. With all your other feathered friends thriving, it’s natural to worry when one isn't quite keeping up. Your chick’s closed eyes, wobbly stance, and lack of appetite can be alarming, especially for a first-time chick parent. Luckily, you're not alone in this journey, and there are steps to take to ensure your little one gets back on track. Chirping is a good sign, so let’s explore what might be going on and how you can help. Together, we can figure out this fowl mystery and ensure your chick gets the care it needs—because every little chick deserves a fighting chance!
First chicks of the year <3
Spring has officially sprung, and with it comes the arrival of the first chicks of the year! Submitted by the delightful /u/harmanow, this heartwarming post captures the joy and excitement of welcoming these adorable feathered friends into the world. There's something undeniably magical about watching fluffy little chicks take their first wobbly steps, and this moment is sure to bring a smile to both seasoned chicken enthusiasts and those who might be a bit chicken themselves. Whether you're a proud new parent to these pint-sized peepers or simply an admirer from afar, this post invites you to share in the cluck-tastic joy of new beginnings. Join the conversation and celebrate the egg-citing start of the chick season with us! [link] [comments]
Who else loves mystic marans?
Who else loves Mystic Marans? This enchanting breed has captured my heart this year, and I can’t get enough of their delightful personalities! Mystic Marans are not just beautiful with their stunning feather patterns, but they are also incredibly friendly. They often join me for cozy chicken cuddle mornings, bringing a sense of warmth and joy to my day. Whether they’re snuggling up beside me or strutting around the yard, their quirky antics never fail to amuse. If you share my obsession with these feathered friends or have your own stories to tell, let’s celebrate the charm of Mystic Marans together! Join the conversation and share your experiences—because who doesn’t love a little chicken companionship?
what kind of chicken is this
What a delightful conundrum you’ve stumbled upon in your backyard! It sounds like you might have a bantam, which is a miniature version of larger chicken breeds, known for their charming personalities and pint-sized antics. Bantams come in various breeds, each with its own quirks and characteristics, making them both fun and fascinating companions. Given that your hen's mom was small and you have a mix of roosters roaming around, it’s entirely possible she inherited those charming mini traits. Identifying her specific breed can be a bit tricky, but the journey of discovery is egg-citing! So, let’s crack this case wide open and see what feathered friend you’ve got strutting around your yard!
A little sanctuary for the chickens we’ll always remember
Welcome to a little sanctuary dedicated to the chickens we’ll always remember! I’m thrilled to be part of this wonderful community and grateful for the overwhelming response to my recent question about your chickens' names—over 700 messages and more than 3,000 names shared! Each story touched my heart, especially those remembering our feathered friends who have crossed the rainbow bridge. Inspired by these heartfelt memories, I’ve created a virtual chicken sanctuary where you can honor your beloved birds and keep their spirits clucking forever. This project is free, ad-free, and built from my programming passion. I invite you to create your own sanctuary, share your chickens, and let’s celebrate the joy they brought into our lives together! Check it out at https://sanctuary.themachinegg.com/.
My rooster is too fat
Ah, the age-old dilemma of the greedy rooster! It sounds like your feathered friend has mastered the art of hogging the feed and might be strutting around like the king of the coop—perhaps a little too confidently. When one rooster takes charge of the buffet, it can leave the others feeling a bit peckish and frustrated. The good news is that there are plenty of egg-citing strategies to ensure all your birds get their fair share. From portion control to feeding techniques, you can help your chubby chap learn some manners while keeping the peace in the flock. Let’s dive into some cluck-tastic tips to help your rooster slim down and share the love (and the food) with his fellow feathered friends!
Three of my pretty boys right before I let them out to free range for a while
Meet my three charming roosters just before I let them strut their stuff in the great outdoors! The sunny fella in front is full of personality, while the dark beauty behind him is Crow, and the ever-dashing lighter one is Romeo. They have their own cozy little run, but from sunrise until about 11:00, they enjoy the freedom of free-ranging. In total, I have six roosters, including these three and two who hang out with my hens. There's also one lone rooster, a bit too much of a jerk to mingle, but stay tuned for his own spotlight post! I know their coop is a tad cramped—thanks to a fallen tree—but I’m on it and working on rebuilding. Wishing everyone a cluck-tastic morning!
DUBBING ROOSTER
Dubbing your rooster can be a daunting decision, especially when you're feeling the weight of his struggles with that oversized comb and waddle. It’s understandable to worry about the potential bleeding and his overall well-being, particularly if he’s having trouble eating and seeing. While a thick comb can complicate the dubbing process, it’s essential to prioritize his health and comfort. Hand-feeding him is a compassionate solution for now, and waiting until you can consult a vet is a wise choice. Your love for your feathered friend shines through, and you’re not alone in seeking advice. Remember, taking the time to gather information is crucial, especially when it comes to your beloved pet’s care. Keep nurturing that bond!
Today I lost my favorite one and only rooster... my heart is heavy.
Today, my heart feels heavier than a chicken with a full crop. I lost my one and only rooster to a predator attack, and I’m still grappling with the shock of it all. As a devoted poultry lover, these feathered friends are not just animals—they're an integral part of my life and routine. The time and effort I put into caring for them make their loss all the more painful. My rooster wasn’t just a bird; he was my favorite companion, and his lively presence brought so much joy to my days. Now, I’m left with a void that feels impossible to fill. Rest in peace, buddy. Your clucks and antics will be deeply missed. 🥺
Hen or Rooster? …. Or both?!
Welcome to the cluck-tastic conundrum of “Hen or Rooster? … Or both?!” Yesterday, I shared a post about my feathered friend’s curious head-shaking behavior, and the responses left me scratching my head! Some say it’s a hen, others suggest it might be intersex, while a few insist it’s a rooster. With a week of observation, I’ve noticed it doesn’t crow like a typical rooster, only attempting a brief sound before going silent. But this little one is fiercely protective of the flock and struts around with a confident, upright demeanor. Identified as a Partridge Laced Wyandotte, I’m puzzled about its coloring and wing shape—Google hasn't been much help! Join me in unraveling this mystery, and share your thoughts! 🐔✨
Chicks are very interested in the mirror 🪞 🤣 do you think they look at themselves and go omg that’s me? 🤩🦖🐥
Have you ever watched a chick gaze into a mirror and wondered what goes on in that tiny head? 🪞 It’s a cluck-tastic sight! These feathered friends seem utterly fascinated by their own reflection—could they be thinking, “Omg, that’s me!”? 🤩 With their adorable little pecks and curious head tilts, it’s hard not to smile at their antics. Some might say it’s just a case of fowl play, but we know better. Chicks are not only exploring their surroundings but also their own identities in the most whimsical way. So, next time you catch a glimpse of a chick admiring itself, take a moment to appreciate the hilarity and wonder of their self-discovery journey. 🦖🐥 What do you think they see?
My Chicken is Self-Aware
Get ready to cluck with laughter and a hint of disbelief! In "My Chicken is Self-Aware," submitted by the ever-curious u/ForagingApe, we dive into the whimsical world of feathered friends who may just have a bit more on their minds than we realize. This delightful tale explores the quirky antics of a chicken that seems to possess a spark of self-awareness, leaving its owner both amused and slightly bewildered. With a perfect blend of humor and relatable experiences, this story invites us to ponder the delightful mysteries of our poultry companions. So, buckle up for an egg-citing journey that will have you seeing your own chickens in a whole new light.