Psycho Sharon granted supervised yard time for good behavior.
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Psycho Sharon, affectionately known as Sharon Bitchardson Johnson, was granted a much-anticipated two hours of supervised yard time today in the covered septagon by the pool. After two weeks of dedicated therapy, Sharon showcased her progress—albeit with a dash of chicken drama. Upon seeing grass for the first time in what felt like an eternity, she dove into a wild dust bath, clucking with joy. However, her bliss was briefly interrupted by a rogue hawk gang, notorious for their Friday escapades. With her sunshade securely in place to deter escape, Sharon continued her dusting, appearing quite content and "normal." If this good behavior persists, she might be free tomorrow—though equipped with LED lighted leg bands for extra safety.
In a world where backyard chickens often steal the spotlight, the curious case of Sharon Bitchardson Johnson, affectionately dubbed Psycho Sharon, reminds us of the delightful unpredictability of our feathered friends. Recently granted two hours of supervised yard time, Sharon’s journey from chaos to calm serves as a poignant reminder of the complexities of chicken care and the emotional labor involved in nurturing these often misunderstood animals. As we reflect on Sharon’s escapades, we can’t help but draw parallels to the broader challenges faced in chicken keeping, often echoed in stories like “Just remember bird watching goes both ways” and the delightful artistry of our chickens highlighted in “Barbu d’Uccle Hen.”
The transformation of Psycho Sharon from a tempestuous clucker to a docile dust-bather is not merely a personal victory but a testament to the power of patience and understanding in animal care. Her time spent under the sunshade in the covered septagon, scratching and making happy chicken noises, encapsulates the joy of simply being a chicken. This narrative resonates deeply with many chicken enthusiasts who witness their birds engage in such blissful antics, reminding us that despite their sometimes erratic behavior, chickens are creatures of habit and routine. Sharon’s story illustrates the importance of supervision and care, especially when dealing with the quirks of our feathered families.
Moreover, it’s impossible to overlook the underlying humor in Sharon’s plight, particularly the creative solutions proposed by her owner. The notion of attaching LED light bands to keep track of her should she decide to take flight again is both amusing and indicative of the lengths we go to ensure our chickens’ safety. It reflects the whimsical yet genuine connection between owners and their birds, a sentiment echoed by many in our community. The light-hearted approach to the challenges of chicken-keeping can foster a sense of camaraderie among enthusiasts who share similar experiences. This playful spirit is something we celebrate, particularly in the context of our varied chicken-centric discussions found in articles like “Got our first chicks!!!!”
But what does Sharon’s story say about the current state of chicken keeping and the emotional bond we forge with these animals? It highlights the ongoing dialogue about mental health—not just for the chickens, but for the humans who care for them. As we grapple with the responsibilities of chicken ownership, understanding our birds' behaviors and needs becomes paramount. Psycho Sharon’s journey to “normalcy” serves as a microcosm of the larger struggles faced by many in the animal care community. With the rise of urban farming and backyard flocks, the need for shared knowledge and support becomes increasingly significant.
As we look ahead, the question remains: how can we better support each other in understanding the emotional complexities of our feathered friends? Psycho Sharon’s escapades offer a humorous yet insightful glimpse into the realities of chicken ownership, reminding us that fostering a healthy environment for our birds requires both love and a little light-heartedness. Let’s continue to share our stories, like Sharon’s, as we navigate the whimsical world of chickens together. After all, who among us hasn’t experienced a little “fowl play” in our own backyard?

| Sharon Bitchardson Johnson, AKA Psycho Sharon, was granted 2 hours of supervised yard time in the covered septagon by the pool today. She has been working diligently with her psychiatrist to pinpoint the cause of her mental breakdown and working on correcting her irrational behavior over the last 2 weeks so it doesn't happen again. She was somewhat docile leaving the enclosure, but she was overwhelmed when she saw grass for the first time in almost 48 hours, about 20yrs in chicken time. She immediately started scratching to make a dust bed and was making happy chicken noises. Due to her previous behavior, she has been covered with a sun shade to prevent escape and add protection from predators. She dusted for approximately 15 minutes until she was disturbed by the local hawk gang who, on Fridays, like to take their young out in their low riders and harass the neighborhood. They have been evasive to local authorities and have yet to be apprehended. After they left, she resumed dusting and has been dusting for approximately 30 minutes. She seems very content and "normal." If Sharon continues progress, she will be released tomorrow afternoon. She will, however, be sent out with 2 LED lighted leg bands in case her suppressed memories get the better of her. We interviewed the owner, who was enjoying watching her bird in mental calmness, what she plans to do if Sharon takes off again. She said," If she continues to evade me in the woods, I will continue to attach LED's until she looks like a Christmas Tree." Her sister's failed to comment because this shit is crazy and they want no part of this weird thing by their protest spot. [link] [comments] |
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