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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 3146 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Help, I am in deep shit!
Oh no, it sounds like your feathered friends have turned their coop into a cozy, albeit stinky, winter wonderland! First off, congrats on surviving your first Chicago winter with them—what a cluck-tastic achievement! Now, as you tackle this compacted mess, know you're not alone; many chicken keepers face the same dilemma. While shoveling it out may feel like a chore meant for Hercules, there are efficient ways to manage this situation.
Hope this will keep the hawks out!
Get ready to protect your flock with some cluck-tastic insights! In this delightful submission by u/TheDeviledEggvocate, we dive into creative strategies to keep those pesky hawks at bay. Whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just starting your feathered adventure, this guide combines humor and practical tips to ensure your feathered friends stay safe and sound. So, grab your favorite snack, settle in, and let's explore how to outsmart those winged predators with a touch of whimsy and a dash of confidence!
My gorgeous Popeye 🙌
Meet Popeye, the stunning feathered friend that's captured hearts and clucked her way into the spotlight! 🌟 With her charming personality and distinctive looks, she’s truly a one-of-a-kind chicken companion. But fear not—this isn’t a tale of dinner plans! Instead, it’s an ode to the joy and humor that comes with having such a quirky bird in your life. Join us as we celebrate Popeye’s delightful antics and the special bond that makes her a beloved member of the family. 🐔💖
Little Lexi ♥️
Meet Little Lexi ♥️, the charming feathered friend submitted by the fabulous /u/HTD_Bros! This delightful chicken is here to steal your heart with her quirky antics and cluck-tastic personality. Whether she's strutting her stuff in the yard or engaging in a little fowl play with her pals, Lexi embodies the whimsical spirit of chicken life. Join us as we celebrate her adventures and the joy she brings to the farmyard—because who can resist the charm of a chicken who knows how to have fun?
What is wrong with my bird?
Have you ever encountered a peculiar behavior in your feathered friends that leaves you scratching your head? Meet our friend’s newest batch of chicks, where one little guy is raising eyebrows with his unusual neck antics. Initially feared to be injured after an alleged fight, this tiny rooster showed surprising resilience by popping up for food despite his odd posture.
Northwest Michigan- When are we making babies?
Spring is just around the corner in Northwest Michigan, and that means it's almost time for our feathered friends to start making some cluck-tastic babies! After a cozy winter, I'm thrilled to watch my gals hatch their eggs this season. Typically, northern US chicken tenders begin incubating fertilized eggs around April and May when temperatures rise above 50 degrees. Do you prefer using an incubator, or do you let your hens do the sitting? Let’s chat about the best hatching methods for our farmyard adventures!
Got my first eggs! Any advice on storage?
Congratulations on your first eggs, /u/TheDeviledEggvocate! That’s egg-citing news! Now that you’ve entered the wonderful world of fresh eggs, let’s talk about storage. Proper storage is key to keeping those cluck-tastic treasures fresh and delicious. Be sure to store them in a cool, dry place—ideally in the fridge to extend their shelf life. Remember, eggs have a natural protective coating, so it’s best not to wash them until you’re ready to use them. Let’s dive into the details and keep those eggs safe and sound!
My cross beak hen is a little special I think
Meet my cross beak hen, a truly unique feathered friend with a personality all her own! While she may not have a lot going on upstairs, her charm and quirks make her one of the most endearing members of my flock. It’s always a delightful surprise to see how she navigates her world with a mix of confusion and determination. Join me as I share the delightful antics of this special girl—she may just steal your heart (and maybe a few treats too)!
We've had plenty of double yolk eggs but never double shelled. I'd be less curious if the shells were the same color. Any thoughts? Found mixed in with daily eggs
We've all heard of double yolk eggs, but a double-shelled egg? Now that’s egg-citing and a little perplexing! If you’ve stumbled upon this rare find mixed in with your daily haul, you might be scratching your head—especially if the shells don’t match! What could have caused such a phenomenon? Is it a quirky chicken prank or a sign of something more? Join the conversation and share your thoughts on this cluck-tastic mystery submitted by u/LiquidTrounce. Let’s crack this case together!
UPDATE: She made it!
Great news, chicken lovers! Donatella, my brave little hen who broke her femur almost five weeks ago, is on the mend! Thanks to all your cluck-tastic suggestions and support, she’s now basking in the sunshine with her flock, even if she’s still limping a bit. While she’s not quite ready to defend her territory just yet, seeing her back under the coop brings a smile to my face. Your kindness truly made a difference, and I’m so grateful for this community of feathered friends enthusiasts!
this is my chicken Bean she is the most Evil Chicken in my hometown
Meet Bean, the feathered force of mischief reigning supreme in my hometown! This little tyrant has earned the title of the most Evil Chicken around, and trust me, she wears it with pride. From her cunning antics to her cheeky attitude, Bean has a knack for turning the mundane into mayhem. Whether she's plotting a daring escape from the coop or stealing snacks right from under your nose, there's never a dull moment with her around. Prepare for cluck-tastic tales of her delightful devilry!
I worked last night so TJ needed extra cuddles as compensation 💕
Last night was a whirlwind of work, leaving little room for the cozy moments we crave. In the midst of it all, TJ became my delightful source of comfort, reminding me that extra cuddles are the perfect antidote to a hectic day. There’s something magical about snuggling up with our furry friends, isn’t there? They know just how to make us feel cherished and loved, even when life gets chaotic. Join me in celebrating those sweet, snuggly moments that bring joy to our hearts! 💕
Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream 24/7 Cam
Welcome to the Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream, where the cluck-tastic adventures of our feathered friends unfold 24/7! Join us for an egg-citing glimpse into the whimsical world of chickens, complete with fowl play and delightful antics that will make you laugh and maybe even squawk. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken whisperer or simply curious about these quirky creatures, our livestream offers a playful escape filled with humor and heart. Tune in and enjoy the antics of our charming chickens, day or night!
Is this to fast ? 🥚 🌪
Is your egg-citing incubation journey feeling a little too fast? 🥚🌪 With mixed advice swirling around, like whether doubling up egg spinners is a quail-ity game changer, it's easy to feel overwhelmed! You’ve candled your eggs on day 4 and spotted those tiny veins—how egg-citing! While some voices may suggest your feathered friends might not make it, there’s hope yet! Join the community in sharing tips and encouragement as you navigate this cluck-tastic adventure together!
First of all, sorry for the 3 posts in a row 🫠
Oops, three posts in a row—sorry, not sorry! 🫠 Two weeks ago, I finally brought home two little feathered friends I’ve been dreaming of for ages. They were a bit pricey—$40-$50 each—compared to the usual broilers or laying hens, but hey, good things come to those who wait! One of them is already laying eggs, and I'm crossing my fingers she'll go broody soon. If not, I’ll just pop those eggs in the incubator—egg-citing times ahead! 🥚✨
Rooster with a hen soul
Meet the charming conundrum of the barnyard: a rooster with a hen soul! Submitted by the delightful /u/Expensive-Metal-6618, this feathered friend is a perfect blend of cluck-tastic charisma and unexpected quirks. With a flair for fowl play and a heart that beats to the rhythm of community, this rooster proves that sometimes, it’s the spirit of the hen that truly rules the roost. Join the conversation and uncover the egg-citing tales of this unique avian personality! [link] [comments]
Found this in my coop
🐔 Cluck-tastic conundrum alert! Found something curious in your coop? A mysterious surprise in the laying box can leave any chicken keeper scratching their head. With all your hens around three years old and no roosters in sight, it’s time to put on our detective hats! Fear not—let’s unravel this egg-citing mystery together. Share your thoughts and let’s see if we can crack this case wide open! 🥚✨ [link] [comments]
How much longer will she have to lay eggs? She's 19 weeks old.
Wondering when your feathered friend will start laying eggs? If your chicken is 19 weeks old, you're on the edge of the egg-citing journey into poultry parenthood! Typically, hens begin laying anywhere between 18 to 24 weeks, but it can vary based on breed, environment, and a sprinkle of chicken personality. Don't chicken out just yet—let's dive into the factors that influence egg-laying and what you can do to ensure your little lady is ready to crack on with her egg-cellent adventure!
New rooster
Meet our newest feathered friend—a resilient rooster rescued from the derby scene! Just yesterday, I brought him home, and despite his battle scars, he's already on the mend. With a little TLC, including medication for his infection and vitamins in his water, he's bouncing back with brighter, more normal droppings. Check out the second photo to see where he came from and get a glimpse of his journey to recovery. Let’s give him a warm welcome to our flock! 🐓✨
Does anyone else think chickens who have been in the sun smell nice?
Ever noticed how chickens have their own unique scents? Our feathered friends can be quite aromatic, especially after a sunbathing session! Since childhood, I've found that different colored chickens carry different whiffs—white ones often have that ‘moist’ smell (not the best, right?), while black chickens? Oh, they smell downright delightful! And let’s not even get started on the wet ones—white chickens in the rain are a whole different level of stinky.
Snow day ❄️
When winter throws a snow day your way, it’s time to cozy up and embrace the chill! ❄️ Whether you’re dreaming of hot cocoa or building a snow chicken (yes, that’s a thing!), this delightful submission from /u/Imaginary-Fig6809 captures the magic and mischief of a snowy day. Join the fun as we explore the whimsical side of winter wonderlands and the feathered friends who might just add a little cluck-tastic flair to your frosty adventures! Check it out [here](link) and let the snowy shenanigans begin!
Tiny Tina says Tuesday is a great day for tasty snacks
Tiny Tina knows that Tuesday is the perfect day to indulge in some cluck-tastic snacks! Whether you’re a seasoned chicken lover or just dipping your toes into the delightful world of poultry, this day calls for some egg-citing treats. Join the fun as we explore tasty ideas that will have your taste buds dancing and your feathered friends peeking in curiosity. Get ready to embrace the whimsy of Tuesday snacking—it’s time for a little fowl play in the kitchen! Check out the full scoop [here]!
Does anyone else think chickens who have been in the sun smell nice?
Ever noticed that sun-kissed chickens have a certain scent that’s oddly delightful? It’s a quirky observation that sparks a fun debate! Our friend /u/arriiz grew up believing that each feathered friend carries its own unique aroma. While white chickens might smell a bit ‘moist’ and less than pleasant, darker breeds seem to waft a more appealing fragrance, especially after a sunny day. And let’s not even start on wet chickens—yikes! Are we onto something here, or is this just a cluck-tastic whimsy? Join the conversation!
My hens will attack small birds that fly in, but not this bandicoot . . .
Ever witnessed a showdown between your feathered friends and an unexpected visitor? One brave bandicoot seems to have cracked the code of chicken diplomacy! In this cluck-tastic tale shared by /u/Dark-Anmut, we explore the hilarious dynamics of hens who don’t take kindly to small birds but have made an unlikely peace with a furry intruder. Get ready for some egg-citing antics that highlight the quirks of chicken behavior and the unexpected friendships that can bloom in the backyard! [link] [comments]