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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2943 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
TJ and her TJ-ettes
Meet TJ and her delightful crew of TJ-ettes—a cluck-tastic flock that brings joy, laughter, and a sprinkle of chaos to the chicken-loving community! With a passion for feathered friends that’s as vibrant as their personalities, this dynamic duo showcases the whimsical side of chicken ownership. Whether they’re navigating the wild world of chicken antics or sharing egg-citing tips for fellow enthusiasts, TJ and her TJ-ettes embody the playful spirit that makes chicken keeping a delightful adventure. Their journey is not just about raising chickens, but also about embracing the quirks, fears, and joys that come with it. Join them as they cluck their way through the ups and downs of chicken life—because every day is a new adventure with these charming birds!
Look one of my bantam’s laid her first egg!
Look who’s officially a chicken mom—Scoot Scoot laid her first egg! Last October, my boyfriend and I took in two adorable Old English Bantam chicks after rescuing a flock that was abandoned in our neighborhood. Every morning, six chickens would gather on our porch, hoping for breakfast. Our journey began when we spotted a mother hen with two tiny chicks, and we knew we had to help them thrive. We transformed our shed into a cozy coop and added two more sisters to the flock. Yesterday was a momentous occasion! While my boyfriend was cleaning the nesting boxes, Scoot Scoot made her pre-laying noises but got spooked. Later, I checked again, and there it was—a beautiful egg! What a rewarding adventure this has been!
Apple asmr
Dive into the delightful world of Apple ASMR, where the crisp crunch of juicy apples meets the soothing sounds that bring joy to your senses! Submitted by the imaginative u/scugpupgameing, this unique experience captures the essence of nature’s candy in an auditory format that’s both calming and invigorating. Imagine the gentle rustle of leaves, the satisfying snap of a fresh apple being bitten into, and the refreshing juice that follows—all wrapped up in a cozy, sound-rich environment. Whether you’re an ASMR enthusiast or simply an apple aficionado, this captivating journey promises to tickle your ears and your taste buds. So, prepare to indulge in a sensory feast that celebrates the beautiful simplicity of apples, one sound at a time!
Hen limping, not eating and yellow poop
Oh no, it sounds like Sunny is having a cluck-tastrophe! Limping, lethargy, and yellow poop can definitely raise some alarm bells for any chicken parent. It’s great that you’ve been proactive by separating her from the flock and monitoring her closely. Your observations about her not eating and having a yellowish poop suggest she might not be getting enough nutrients, which can happen when chickens feel under the weather. It’s wise to consider all possibilities, from minor sprains to more serious issues. While a vet visit can be a bit stressful for our feathered friends, it might be the best way to get to the root of Sunny's troubles. Let’s rally the community for some advice and support for our beloved girl!
Are my eggs ok??
Are my eggs okay? This question echoes the worries of many chicken (or duck) enthusiasts, especially when you're watching over a classroom of eager second graders. As you navigate the world of incubating eggs with your Brinsea incubator—without the luxury of humidity readings—anxiety can start to creep in. You’re noticing that your eggs look quite different from your coworkers’ visible progress, and the internet's myriad of horror stories about the "ring of death" isn't helping. It’s understandable to feel overwhelmed at the thought of disappointing your students. Let’s explore the possibilities: could your eggs simply be lagging behind, or is there something more concerning at play? Don’t fret—let’s find some cluck-tastic reassurances and solutions together!
Just a spoiled girl waiting for her 5-star service. 💅🍉
Meet our feathered diva, a spoiled hen who knows exactly what she wants—5-star service and nothing less! With her delightful assortment of fruit at her beak, she lounges in the shade, reveling in the luxurious life of a pampered poultry princess. But hold on; there’s a catch! This demanding little lady is eagerly awaiting her favorite treat: crunchy sprinkles. It’s the highlight of her day, and she's not shy about expressing her desires. Watching her navigate this quest for the perfect snack is like witnessing a poultry soap opera, complete with dramatic flair and a sprinkle of humor. Who knew that a hen could be so particular about her snacks? Join us as we dive into this cluck-tastic moment of chicken indulgence!
Very long egg
Have you ever stumbled upon an egg so long that it made you do a double-take? Well, you’re not alone! Our fellow chicken enthusiast, u/MeringueMiffy, has discovered a truly egg-straordinary find—an abnormally long egg! This quirky occurrence raises the question: is this a normal phenomenon or a case of fowl play? While chicken eggs come in various shapes and sizes, finding one that stretches the limits of the norm can be both exciting and puzzling. Join us as we delve into the mysteries of egg production and explore what might cause such an elongated egg. Whether you’re raising chickens or just curious about these feathery friends, this cluck-tastic topic is sure to spark some lively discussion.
Love this pic!
Love this pic! - submitted by /u/Ill-Pepper-2232 captures a delightful moment that perfectly embodies the whimsical charm of our feathered friends. Whether it’s a mischievous chicken strutting its stuff or a serene scene of clucking camaraderie, this snapshot brings a smile to anyone who has ever tried to wrangle their own flock. It's a reminder that life with chickens is a delightful mix of hilarity and unpredictability, with each day offering new adventures and challenges. So, what’s your favorite chicken moment? We invite you to share your thoughts in the comments! Let’s embrace the joy—and occasional chaos—that comes with our clucky companions. After all, every picture tells a story, and this one is egg-citing! Check out the pic and join the conversation!
Rescued a terror..
I recently rescued a little feathered terror who was wandering around a neighborhood for weeks, and let me tell you, this “poor baby chick” turned out to be quite the bantam! With a flock of standard chickens at home, I was curious to see how she’d fit in, so I set her up in her own mini chicken coop. But this pint-sized escape artist has already managed to break free twice, soaring to the highest point in the barn just to taunt us! While she’s receiving treatment for scaly leg mites and some cuts, she’s taken a liking to me—cuddles and all! However, she absolutely loathes my husband and sons. Someone suggested she might be an old game hen.
When the sunset hits and your feathers just ✨flow✨
As the sun dips low on the horizon, casting warm hues across the sky, there's a magical moment when everything feels just right. It's that 5 PM breeze, whispering through the trees and making your feathers flutter in delight. Whether you’re winding down from a busy day or simply savoring the beauty of dusk, this enchanting time invites you to pause and bask in the golden glow. Imagine the laughter of friends, the gentle rustle of leaves, and the joy of your feathered friends basking in the fading light. Join us as we celebrate this blissful hour, where every cluck and chirp seems to echo the promise of a peaceful evening. Get ready to embrace the whimsy and warmth of those perfect sunset moments!
My Best!
Meet my feathered friend, the best black Dutch male you’ll ever lay your eyes on! With his striking plumage and charming personality, he’s not just a showstopper—he’s the epitome of chicken excellence. I challenge anyone in the U.S. to find a black Dutch that can rival his beauty and charisma. This little guy has earned his place as the star of my flock, and I’m ready to prove it! Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just here for some clucking fun, prepare to be dazzled. Join the conversation and let’s see if you can bring your best to the coop. Are you up for the challenge? Let’s get cluckin’! 🐔✨
What a terrible start to my day
What a cluck-tastic morning turned tragic! Just an hour before the heartache, I was outside feeding my feathered friends, and both my little ones were happily pecking away. But alas, it seems they ventured to the pool for a sip and, in a heartbreaking twist, couldn’t find their way out. I thought I was being helpful by placing a slab of wood for easier access, but it turns out it was a fowl play on my part. I never imagined my tiny chicks could drown. To make matters worse, just a day prior, one of my favorite chickens went missing, leaving me with a heart full of worry. I’ll deeply miss Pelis and 7—my sweet babies. Rest in peace, little ones. 🕊️
Please help!!!
Oh no! It sounds like your feathered friend is in a bit of a pickle, and we totally understand the concern that comes with seeing a chicken in distress. When our cluck-tastic companions are feeling under the weather, it can be both stressful and bewildering. Since a three-hour drive to the vet isn't in the cards, fear not! There are several steps you can take to assess and potentially improve her condition at home. First, ensure she’s in a quiet, comfortable space with access to fresh water. Observe her closely for any signs of illness, like changes in droppings or behavior. Don’t forget to check her diet—sometimes, a little tempting treat can coax her back to her feisty self!
My new little roo who came to me with scaly mites!!!
Meet my new little roo, who arrived at the farm sporting scaly mites! Talk about a rough start! Luckily, I noticed his condition as soon as I picked him up and had the perfect treatment ready to go. After a little soak and some TLC, he's settled in and taken the day in stride—thank goodness! It's always a bit of a rollercoaster when welcoming a new feathered friend, but I couldn't be more grateful to help him through his first day. Here's to new beginnings and the cluck-tastic adventures that await us on the farm! Remember, every challenge can lead to some egg-citing moments if you’re ready to embrace them! Check out the link for more details and feel free to share your own experiences!
Working security for the flock with Grumbler.
Meet Grumbler, the ultimate guardian of the flock! While I was out doing some yard work, I spotted a hawk making a few too many passes overhead, but thankfully, Grumbler was on high alert. As my first rooster, he’s proven to be nothing short of perfect. He’s incredibly helpful to his girls, always watching over them without being overly aggressive, even around my young children. His vigilance and charm make him a beloved member of our little farm family. With his striking looks and calm demeanor, Grumbler not only keeps the flock safe but also adds a touch of handsome flair to our backyard. Who knew that a little feathered friend could pack such a big punch in the world of backyard security?
Blue Laced Red Wyandotte
Meet my best Blue Laced Red Wyandotte, who just turned 21 weeks old today! She’s a stunning blend of blue and red feathers that create a mesmerizing lace pattern, making her the belle of the coop. With her quirky personality and gentle demeanor, she has quickly stolen my heart. Watching her strut around like she owns the place is nothing short of entertaining. Whether she’s pecking at the ground or playfully interacting with her feathered friends, she brings a unique charm to our backyard flock. As she continues to grow, I can’t wait to see how her personality develops and what egg-citing adventures await us both. Join me in celebrating this fabulous feathered friend, who truly embodies the whimsical spirit of chicken-keeping!
Unhappy about being moved whilst their cage is being cleaned 😂 how dare we make sure they're clean 😂
Oh, the drama of our feathered friends! 😂 It seems the chickens have taken a stand against the great cage-cleaning operation, and who can blame them? After all, being uprooted from their cozy little haven for a bit of spring cleaning can feel like a royal decree gone wrong. One brave soul, u/loverofcheese2024, has shared their chickens' outrage at this necessary disruption. It’s a classic case of poultry indignation—how dare we prioritize cleanliness over their comfort? But fear not, these little cluckers will soon return to their freshly cleaned abode, ready to rule their roost once more. Join the conversation and share your own tales of chicken rebellion! 🐔✨ [link] [comments]
Actual footage of my Cock
Get ready for a cluck-tastic experience as we dive into some real-life antics featuring a magnificent cock! Submitted by the ever-creative /u/asslin_ur
Celebrity chickens, here’s Donald Trump!
Have you ever stumbled upon a feathered friend that bears an uncanny resemblance to a celebrity? Well, get ready to meet a cluck-tastic tribute to the former president! I spotted this taxidermy chicken in a UK castle, and let me tell you—it looks just like Donald Trump! With its unique hairstyle and bold demeanor, this chicken is strutting its stuff like a true star. It got me thinking: have you encountered any chickens that remind you of famous faces? Chickens have a funny way of channeling personalities, whether it’s their feisty attitude or those quirky expressions. Join the fun and share your celebrity chicken sightings! Let’s celebrate our fowl friends in all their glorious, egg-citing forms!
Can’t walk, bloody stool
Oh no! It sounds like you’re dealing with a very clucky situation. If your feathered friend can’t walk and has bloody stools, it’s natural to feel concerned. From what you’ve described, it seems like your chicken is having a tough time. The inability to stand, especially after a recent attempt, combined with bloody stools, could indeed suggest a health issue like coccidiosis, which is common in chickens. This parasitic infection can cause severe gastrointestinal distress. It’s crucial to monitor other symptoms and ensure your chicken stays hydrated. Sharing experiences can be incredibly helpful, so let’s cluck together and see if anyone else has faced a similar situation. Your chicken deserves all the love and care during this challenging time!
What does this noise mean?
Ever heard a chicken make a funny screechy noise and wondered what on earth is going on? You’re not alone! Chickens are known for their quirky vocalizations, and while some sounds are as normal as clucking for joy, others can leave us scratching our heads. If your feathered friend seems fine but is letting out a peculiar squawk, it could be anything from excitement to a playful call for attention. In this article, we’ll explore the different noises chickens make, what they might mean, and when to take action. Let’s dive into the cluck-tastic world of chicken sounds and unravel the mystery behind that screech! Your feathered friends might just be trying to communicate in their own quirky way.
I crocheted an egg-pron for collecting eggs!
Introducing a delightful twist on egg collection—LadyOwlnine has crafted an egg-pron that’s as functional as it is whimsical! This charming creation ties around with a string, making it easy to wear while you gather those precious eggs from your feathered friends. But the real magic lies in the adorable little chicken pockets, perfect for safely stashing your bounty. Imagine strutting around the coop, feeling like a true chicken whisperer while keeping your hands free for a bit of fowl play. This egg-pron not only adds a splash of creativity to your routine but also embraces the delightful chaos of chicken keeping. Join the fun and get inspired by this cluck-tastic idea! Check it out and share your own egg-speriences in the comments!
Blossom chicken. 🤭🌸🐔
Introducing the delightful Blossom Chicken! 🤭🌸🐔 This charming feathered friend brings a touch of whimsy and personality to any flock. With their vibrant plumage and quirky antics, Blossom Chickens are not just eye-catching but also full of surprises. They embody the perfect blend of playfulness and unpredictability, making them an engaging addition to your backyard. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken keeper or someone who’s chickening out at the thought of raising chickens, Blossom Chickens are sure to inspire laughter and joy. Their unique characteristics and endearing behavior create a sense of community among chicken enthusiasts, inviting everyone to share in the fun. So, let’s explore the egg-citing world of Blossom Chickens together!
Cheddar’s chicken mirror
In a delightful moment of chicken self-discovery, Cheddar the hen found herself utterly captivated by her own reflection! Using the reverse camera on my phone, I captured this charming scene as she perched on my lap, gazing intently at her feathery visage. For a solid 30 to 45 seconds, Cheddar explored the screen, tilting her head side to side, inching closer and then backing away, completely entranced by her own image. It made me wonder what thoughts were flitting through her little brain as she admired her beauty. Meanwhile, Itty Bitty, my other feathered friend, seemed unfazed, nonchalantly saying, “...whatevs. I’m good.” This playful encounter perfectly encapsulates the quirky and endearing personalities that our feathered friends can exhibit!