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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2943 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Interesting morning in the chicken coop
This morning in the chicken coop was anything but ordinary! As I went about my usual routine with my feathered friends, I stumbled upon a shocking sight: a bloody egg nestled among the hay. To add to the mystery, I discovered a rust-free knife lying nearby—one I had never seen before. Talk about a fowl twist! The two incidents seem completely unrelated, yet the combination felt unsettling, like a scene straight out of a poultry-themed mystery novel. What could have happened? Did one of my chickens have a secret rendezvous that went awry? Join me as we delve into this cluck-tastic conundrum and unravel the strange happenings in the coop. After all, life with chickens is never boring!
Gender Identifying
Hey, chicken aficionados! So, it looks like our friend Dirk Striders is on a cluck-tastic adventure—taking home some feathered friends at the end of the week! While he’s confidently identified the yellow one as a cockerel and the brown one as a hen, he’s scratching his head over the white chicken in the middle. Gender identifying can be quite the puzzle, even for seasoned chicken lovers! If you’ve got tips or tricks up your sleeve for determining the gender of chickens, now’s the perfect time to share your wisdom. Let’s rally together and help Dirk solve this fowl mystery. Your insights could turn this chicken conundrum into an egg-citing learning experience for everyone involved! 🐔✨
back when my hens were little babies
Back when my hens were little fluffballs, they would scramble up to me, pecking playfully as if I were their personal jungle gym. Fast forward a year, and it’s a completely different story. Now, the moment I take even the tiniest step in their direction, they transform into drama queens, running away as if I’m chasing them with a giant corn cob! 🙄 The star of this poultry performance? My speckled diva, “Diamond.” She doesn’t just run; she screams like she’s auditioning for a soap opera! 😭 It’s hilarious how the tables have turned from adorable chick antics to full-blown chicken theatrics. Who knew raising hens could be such a rollercoaster of emotions? Let’s just say, it’s never a dull moment with my feathered friends!
Assorted English Orpingtons what did i get?
Welcome to the delightful world of Assorted English Orpingtons! If you've stumbled upon a bin labeled "English Orpington Assortment," you're in for a cluck-tastic surprise. Among your feathered friends, you’ve correctly identified a buff Orpington, known for its friendly demeanor and beautiful golden plumage. The dark one might just be a Jubilee, a striking variety celebrated for its unique coloring. As for the other two, they could be a mix of different Orpington shades, each with its own charming personality. The joy of raising chickens is often in the mystery they bring, so embrace the adventure of figuring out who’s who in your flock. Let the chicken guessing games begin!
help with scissor beak + one eye chick
Meet your new feathered friend, the resilient chick with scissor beak and only one eye! It’s inspiring to see her thriving despite these challenges, and you’re already on the right track by providing her with a deep dish for easier feeding. Scissor beak can make eating a bit tricky, but with your continued support, she can enjoy a happy, healthy life. As she grows, there are a few things to keep in mind, like regular beak trimming and monitoring her diet to ensure she gets all the nutrients she needs. Remember, she may need some extra TLC, but with your care and attention, this little warrior can flourish among her flock! Any tips or experiences shared would be greatly appreciated!
Who is my feathery visitor?
Have you ever had a feathery visitor who just won’t quit? For the past week, one bold lady has been prowling around my yard, and she seems to be a gamefowl rather than your average egg-laying chicken. Living in a somewhat rural area where about a third of my neighbors keep chickens, I'm left wondering: what could possibly drive a chicken to abandon its flock and go rogue? My yard must look like a buffet to her, but I can't quite figure out her motives for these solo snack runs. If you have any insights or theories about this curious chicken behavior, I’d love to hear them! Let's crack this mystery together!
Little white hen oil painting
Prepare to be enchanted by this delightful oil painting of a little white hen, submitted by the talented u/Artsykate. This charming artwork captures the essence of our feathered friends with a playful twist, inviting viewers into the whimsical world of chickens. The soft brush strokes and vibrant colors bring the hen to life, making it almost as if she might just cluck at you any moment! This piece not only showcases the beauty of chickens but also reflects the love-hate relationship many of us have with these quirky creatures. So, whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or someone who finds humor in their antics, this painting is sure to evoke a smile and perhaps even a chuckle. Check it out and join the conversation!
Long tail rooster! Guess the breed?
Get ready for a cluck-tastic challenge! Today, we’re diving into the intriguing world of long tail roosters. These feathered friends are not just eye-catching with their magnificent plumage; they also carry a rich history and unique traits that make them stand out in the chicken community. Whether you're a seasoned poultry pro or just someone who finds chickens egg-citingly fascinating, this is your chance to test your knowledge. Can you guess the breed of this stunning long tail rooster submitted by the one and only /u/Aamirsi278? Join the fun in the comments, share your thoughts, and let’s see who can crow about their chicken expertise! The answer might just ruffle some feathers, so don’t chicken out!
I got to boop the poof last night!
Last night was a cluck-tastic milestone in my chicken-keeping journey! For the first time ever, my feisty feathered friend, Vanillopé, allowed me to touch her—outside of her sleepy snuggles, that is. This delightful encounter culminated in a gentle boop of her soft, fluffy poof, and let me tell you, my heart just soared! It’s moments like these that deepen the bond between us, reminding me that even the most independent chickens can surprise us with their affection. As I basked in the joy of this small victory, I couldn’t help but fall even more in love with her quirky personality. Join me in celebrating this egg-citing moment of connection with our beloved chickens!
Do you guys like my chickens
Get ready to crack open a cluck-tastic conversation about some seriously plump poultry! In this delightful post, user /u/snuffdcen shares their love for their feathered friends, who seem to have mastered the art of indulgence. With a playful nod to their chickens' impressive heft, this thread invites us to celebrate the quirks and charms of our beloved birds. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just someone who appreciates a good laugh (and perhaps a dash of chicken envy), this is the perfect spot to share your thoughts. So, grab your favorite snack and join us in discussing these fabulously fat fowl—because who doesn’t love a bit of poultry pride? Don’t be shy; let’s crow about it together!
Rooster?
Welcome to the whimsical world of chickens! If you’re scratching your head over a peculiar bird, you’re not alone. It sounds like you have a charming little mystery on your hands! At about two months old, it's still early to make a definitive call on whether your feathered friend is a rooster or a hen. Jersey Giants can certainly have their quirks, but not every bird will fit the mold. Keep an eye on those tail feathers and comb development as they grow – these can offer clues to their gender. Whether you end up with a crowing companion or a clucky hen, you’re sure to have an egg-citing adventure ahead! Join the conversation and let’s unravel this chicken conundrum together!
Royal Red. 👑
Introducing the Royal Red – a chicken breed that’s truly fit for royalty! Known for their stunning plumage and charismatic personalities, Royal Reds are a delightful addition to any backyard flock. These feathered friends boast a rich mahogany color that sets them apart from the rest, making them a favorite among chicken enthusiasts and casual admirers alike. Not only are they visually striking, but they also lay a steady supply of eggs, proving to be both beautiful and productive. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or simply looking to add a touch of whimsy to your life, the Royal Red invites you to embrace their charm. Get ready to cluck in delight as you discover the joy these regal chickens bring to your home!
Story time before bed 📖
Gather ‘round, feathered friends and bedtime enthusiasts! 🌙📖 It’s time for a delightful story that’s sure to tickle your imagination and warm your heart. Submitted by the wonderful /u/mama_namaste, this enchanting tale promises to whisk you away into a world where whimsy dances with wonder. As we settle in for the night, prepare for a cluck-tastic adventure that might just blend the charm of our beloved chickens with the magic of dreams. Whether you’re a seasoned storyteller or simply seeking a cozy moment, this story time is the perfect way to wind down and connect with your little ones. So, snuggle up, and let’s dive into a world where stories come alive and laughter fills the air! 🐔✨
One of the first chickens we hatched. He will come up and greet you(Mainly because he wants snacks) my gf calls him Aquaman I call him Fabio.
Meet one of our first feathered friends, a charming chicken that has stolen the hearts (and snacks) of everyone around him! Known affectionately as Aquaman by my girlfriend and Fabio by me, this quirky bird has a knack for making an entrance. He’ll strut right up to you, his beady eyes scanning for treats, embodying the perfect blend of confidence and charisma. Whether he’s flaunting his plumage or engaging in a playful peck for a snack, it’s impossible not to fall for his antics. With a personality as vibrant as his feathers, this delightful chicken proves that our love-hate relationship with these creatures is all part of the fun. Join us in celebrating our beloved Aquaman/Fabio and the joy he brings to our flock!
King of Crowing 👑
Introducing "King of Crowing" 👑—a delightful exploration into the whimsical world of our feathered friends! Submitted by the ever-creative u/Aamirsi278, this piece captures the essence of the playful and sometimes chaotic life with chickens. With humor woven throughout, it takes readers on a journey that balances the amusing antics of these birds with relatable moments of vulnerability. Expect egg-citing tales that celebrate the love-hate relationship many have with their clucking companions. Whether you're a seasoned chicken keeper or just curious about these charming creatures, this story invites you to embrace the quirks and joys of chicken life. Don’t miss out on the fun—join the conversation and share your own tales of crowing kings and feathered friends! [link] [comments].
Dont Talk to Me or My Son Ever Again
In the whimsical realm of chicken parenting, the humorous submission "Don't Talk to Me or My Son Ever Again" by u/honeyroastedmint captures the hilarity and chaos of raising feathered friends. This cheeky title evokes a relatable sentiment for anyone who's ever felt protective over their quirky, clucking companions. With a playful tone, the piece promises to explore the delightful challenges and humorous encounters that come with chicken ownership. Whether you're a seasoned farmer or someone who simply admires these amusing birds from a distance, this submission invites you to chuckle along as it navigates the love-hate relationship we often experience with our poultry pals. Prepare for an egg-citing journey filled with laughter, insights, and a dash of fowl play!
My hen sings to the other chickens, is this just a display of affection?
Have you ever witnessed a hen serenading her feathered friends? It sounds like your rescued hen is not just clucking around but genuinely expressing herself! Chickens can be quite vocal, and when your little lady sings those long, melodious chirps, she might just be sharing her affection with her coop mates. This behavior, often seen in social interactions, could be her way of bonding, especially as she nuzzles up to your rooster. Chickens communicate through a variety of sounds, and each chirp can convey different emotions and messages. So, while it’s not a typical chicken symphony, it certainly adds a delightful touch to your flock's dynamics. Let’s dive deeper into this charming chicken chatter and explore the meaning behind her sweet serenades!
Cocciodosis - JUST bought chickens
Oh no! It sounds like you've stumbled into a bit of a cluck-tastrophe with your new feathered friends. Bloody stools, especially when accompanied by watery blood, can be alarming, and it's understandable to feel a bit flustered. Since you've already reached out to the farm and hit a few dead ends, don’t panic just yet. While Amprolium is often a go-to treatment for coccidiosis, there are still options to explore. In the meantime, ensure your chicken has a quiet, stress-free space, and keep an eye on the rest of the flock for any similar symptoms. It’s crucial to act quickly, so let’s work together to find solutions for your adorable new companions! Stay hopeful; there’s always a way to tackle this fowl situation!
Gamefowl Book Suggestions? 🤔
Are you ready to dive into the cluck-tastic world of gamefowl? 🐔 If you've already raised turkeys, ducks, and chickens, you're in for an egg-citing new adventure! Gamefowl breeds and bloodlines can be as colorful as their personalities, and finding the right resources to guide you is essential. Whether you're looking for care tips or insights into breeding, there are fantastic books out there tailored for beginners like you. Embrace the quirky journey ahead, and don’t worry—it's perfectly normal to feel a mix of excitement and apprehension as you explore this unique feathered realm! So, let’s gather some recommendations to help you on your way to becoming a gamefowl aficionado. Thanks for reaching out, and let’s get those feathers flying!
Fix old stable or buy small coop?
Are you ready to embark on your poultry adventure but stuck pondering the best chicken housing solution? You’re not alone! With your old stable and a desire for 4-6 feathered friends, you might be at a crossroads: fix up the stable or invest in a dedicated coop. Given that you’re renting and want to keep costs in check, converting the stable could be a cluck-tastic option! By screening off one end, adding roosting bars, and creating a cozy nesting box on a raised sand floor, you could craft a delightful chicken haven. While predators like foxes might be lurking, a little creativity can turn that neglected stable into a charming coop that suits your needs without breaking the bank!
Not sure what’s happening in my coop. I have two chickens that look like they don’t feel well and recently lost a chicken who looked the same way. Is there anything I can do?
Uh-oh! It sounds like your feathered friend might be feeling a bit "cluck-tastrophe" in the coop. Losing a chicken is never easy, and it’s understandable to be concerned when another one isn’t acting like her usual self. When chickens sit on the ground and tuck their bottoms under, it can be a sign that they’re not feeling well, possibly due to illness or discomfort. The good news is that there are steps you can take to help her! First, observe her closely for any other symptoms, like changes in appetite or behavior. Next, consider checking for signs of illness, such as lethargy or unusual droppings. Remember, your flock’s well-being is a team effort—let’s work together to get her back to her clucking best!
What's wrong with my chickens eye?
Is your feathered friend giving you a bit of a wink? If your chicken is occasionally blinking one eye and it doesn’t appear to be inflamed or watery, there might be a few cluck-tastic reasons behind this quirky behavior. Chickens can blink for various reasons, including adjusting to light or simply expressing their mood. However, if this blinking seems unusual or is accompanied by other symptoms, it could be a sign of a minor irritation or even a more serious issue. With a little attention and care, you can ensure your chicken stays happy and healthy. Let’s explore what might be causing this peculiar eye behavior and how you can help your beloved bird!
Chicken of the day Empress Fluffy Feet
Meet today’s Chicken of the Day: Empress Fluffy Feet! This regal Brahma chick struts around with a stunning coat of black feathers adorning her neck and upper back, exuding an air of majesty that would make any feathered friend envious. But it’s not just Empress Fluffy Feet stealing the spotlight today—our bonus pics showcase Pippin, who has claimed me as his cozy pillow, and Nala, patiently waiting for her moment to shine as she eyes Pippin’s spot. It’s a delightful scene of camaraderie and chicken antics that perfectly captures the whimsical charm of our feathered companions. Join us in celebrating Empress Fluffy Feet and her quirky pals—because every day is an egg-citing adventure in chicken love!
Greenhouse is now my disco hatchery
Welcome to my whimsical world where the greenhouse has transformed into a disco hatchery! It all started when my feathered friends took to the skies, prompting an emergency chicken wire installation to keep them grounded. Now, I've added an innovative twist—a pool with the center cut out, creating the ultimate party space for my clucky crew! Whenever I glance outside, I can't help but chuckle at the sight of disco lights flashing as they dance around, seemingly throwing their own chick party. It’s a delightful blend of chaos and joy that captures the quirky spirit of chicken-keeping. So, come join the fun and embrace the madness of my avian dance floor!